Mexican Tool Kit

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

mexican't

A person of Mexican descent who does display characteristics typical of his or her cultural background. Examples include:
* not speaking any Spanish
* never having viewed a brick of pot
* does not live with at least 4 extended family members
* does not wear hoops (female)
* hates Selena
* no mustache (male or female)
* Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim or anything not related to Catholicism
* hates tequila, corona and jumping castles
* thinks Jessica Alba is a real Latina
* has no idea who Pancho Villa is
* says Pan-cho Vill-ah
* hates futbol (gooooooooooal)

Man, Maria-Elena is such a Mexican't, she doesn't even draw her eyebrows on!!!

by Raquel Miranda May 16, 2008

random mexican

etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped

n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'

We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.

by Darklight March 10, 2005

Mexican Jacuzzi

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.

Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!

by Russ May 13, 2006

Mexican 5-Star

When a girl is giving you head and she will not let you finish in her mouth (spit or swallow); then bust your load in your hand and smack her in the face. Note: You get bonus points if she is in fact Mexican or even Latin American.

John: Why is that bitch always so mad at you?

Coach P: Well, the last time she was under my desk she told me that she did not want me to get any cum in her mouth, so I waited until I busted my load and gave that bitch a Mexican 5-Star.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

Mexican Idle

California circa 1980...To save gas, turning the engine off or putting in idle while coasting downhill.

Yo dude, we're almost out of gas, mexican idle down this hill so we can make it to the gas station.

by LatinLover August 16, 2004

mexican hairless

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008