Black Maria

the car they take you to jail in. sort of like a paddy wagon.

mostly used in england

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun

by mike October 6, 2004

Gilroy Santa Maria College

a school in Ingham full of Fucking rich Italians and pedophilic teachers with a stick up their arse. go to church and beg for forgiveness motherfuckers.

The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago

Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.

Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College

by Penishurts445 March 8, 2023

leah-maria

A unique individual who is always there for her friends. She is sometimes shy and doesn't have complete confidence in herself even though she should, she always knows the right things to say. She worries a little too much, but always about the important things. She's like a flower who's perfection can only be seen by a few. Hold on to her, she's the best that can happen to you

Leah-Maria is the type of girl you meet when you're too youg and you mess it up. But when you're older you realize: she was perfect

by garden_of_eden June 20, 2014

heidi maria

a long carrot

lisa: look at this carrot i found!
jane: that's a heidi maria if i've ever seen one

by cock killer 69 March 22, 2021

Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

by K-10 September 28, 2006

Nasty Maria

When a guy comes in your mouth and you bite down on his dick, uppercut him in the balls, and as he's writhing in pain you spit his cum in his eyes.

A girl's revenge for an unexpected Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, etc.

"Sadie's been walking proud ever since giving that frat brother a Nasty Maria."

by JoGi May 29, 2009

i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 6, 2020