Ms. Caponetti

She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.

MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥

God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students

“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”

“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”

by jester_ June 13, 2024

mr./ms. lucky hands

a person (male or female) who solves things in a wrong or negligent way but somehow it works

(the term is used sarcastically, its not a compliment)

-how much score did you got in the exam? i got 30/100

-90/100

-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

-i just picked and marked random answers in the whole test.

-oh, how impressive: mr./ms. lucky hands...

by hoxton1998 June 20, 2024

ms niemeyer

best french teacher ever fr!! even tho she can be strict i still love her sm. she's so funny and i'm glad to get to learn french from her!!

person 1: who is ms niemeyer??
person 2: an awesome french teacher, duh

by imsohappytoday August 6, 2024

ms thomas

a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.

Person 1: Wow first day of school sucked
Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
Person 1: On skib fr

by NathansSuck69420 August 12, 2024

Ms. Candy

The mythical and servy hero from the short film "Alexander Stulltus" by Ephrem Davis.

Alex : "Fuck! I was really hoping to get that tradey art dealer but he's going with Ms. Candy. - I wish I was just like her."

by revengerseeker212 March 31, 2025

Ms. Bennett

An amazing geography teacher. She goes on a jog every morning before school.

"What class is this?" -Ms. Bennett

by billow! April 16, 2025

ms softgoods

harry styles

“who’s ms softgoods?”
“oh, it’s harry styles.”

ifykyk

by angelsue April 23, 2025