McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.

One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”

by anonymous November 16, 2023

McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023

Mcdonalds Foot job

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).

man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce

by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024

Cora Mcdonald

She is the best Friend I could ever ask for and she’s always there when I need her.

Someone: Who is Cora Mcdonald?
Me: the sweetest and most beautiful friend I have.

by Cora McDonald January 31, 2022

McDonalds Hoe

A hoe that works at McDonalds

What the heck? Is that Jesse? She's a McDonalds Hoe.

by brewys July 25, 2016

chase mcdonald

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

what in the gen z

🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗

by burn your fat November 25, 2024