Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

by pluhmm November 16, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

Matthew

People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.

John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"

by SL_lME October 6, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head

Matthew likes to give head to Roy

by Udayan232 October 14, 2021

matthew

Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman

person1:omg who is that cute emo guy
person2:thats matthew the hottie

by el0raaaaaaa October 15, 2021

Matthew

Male version of a karen

My husband was a real Matthew today

by Macho_nacho16 October 16, 2021