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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
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Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁
“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”
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Matthew fucks your mom
by Matthew909 November 20, 2021
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People who are named Matt that wants to be more like that one guy from the bible and just wants to get bitches when he knows he works a 9-5.
John "hey what's up Matt!"

Matthew "ITS MATTHEW"

John "oh yea bible guy"
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Matthew is a persons who likes to give head
Matthew likes to give head to Roy
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Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman
person1:omg who is that cute emo guy
person2:thats matthew the hottie
by el0raaaaaaa October 15, 2021
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My husband was a real Matthew today
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