May 9th

National drop your toxic friends day.

Guy 1: Hey dude, guess what!

Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: It’s may 9th!
Guy 2: Wait, that means it’s National drop your toxic friends day!

by Moneytree69 July 18, 2021

Motorboat May

A challenge simular to the legendary "no nut november" and "destroy dick December", you must rub your face on a womans breast for 31 days in a row

During motorboat may, i use strippers

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 November 12, 2018

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

May 1

National together day, it doesn’t matter how, on this day you need to be with the people you love (friends, best friends, bf/gf, etc.)

Person 1: hey everyone, it’s may 1!
Everyone:Let’s hang out!

by Whydoievenlife April 30, 2022

May 2

On May 2nd you have to kiss your bf/gf.

Justice: “Hey Demarco its May 2nd.”
Demarco: “Ok… what does that mean?”
Justice: “It means you have to kiss Londynn!”

by boner826392 May 1, 2022

May 7

Make him feel good day

And you can’t say no to him

Also 🐱pic day

Him:It’s may 7

Her: what’s that mean
Him: you gotta be nice

by Daggermyth May 7, 2022

May 10

National send nudes day

may 10 today is the day were you get to send and receive some free nudes from anyone, ur crush, bf/gf, anyone

by All the dayzzzz May 9, 2022