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Get the Teegan Lucy mug.... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
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Get the Pull a Lucy mug.Lucy is a kind girl but hides a lot from others and can't seem to share her feelings easily. She always comes across as cheerful, friendly and hard-working though she struggles with a lot of inner conflict. Lucy has a great listening ear and is very loyal to people she knows, so many trust her with their secrets but she wishes she could find someone where she feels free to share her secrets too. Lucy is very pretty on the outside and inside. She is considerate to others and prefers to avoid conflict or gossip. Even though Lucy overthinks, she always puts others above herself and hopes everyone will find happiness. She's always there to rant to and her shoulder is always there for you to cry on. She does a great deal of comforting. She tends to always carry on a conversation with questions, and hopes for a future conversation with someone where they ask her questions too for once. She doesn't want to bring others down with her own issues and thoughts and therefore struggles to share as she has trust issues. To temporarily cope, she's had a secret diary for the past three years where she rants to herself. Her honest self is sad, but perky and extremely silly as well (sometimes it gets out of hand. She loves goofing around and to chill at her computer listening to music all night. Lucy enjoys the small things. Overall, Lucy is an amazing long-term friend who you can rely on... just let her know she can rely on you too and she'll feel better!
THE PAST
Lucy: Are you okay?
Person 1: No...
Lucy: It's okay. It'll get better. You can talk to me.
THE FUTURE
Person 1 (thinking): I'm so glad I met Lucy, she's always there for me.
Person 2: Who's Lucy? Is she nice?
Person 1: She's really nice. She's helped me a lot. You should get to know Lucy!
OTHER
Lucy (alone): I can't seem to be myself around others. How do they rant so easily?
Person: Are you okay?
Lucy (in public): Yeah! What about you?
Lucy: Are you okay?
Person 1: No...
Lucy: It's okay. It'll get better. You can talk to me.
THE FUTURE
Person 1 (thinking): I'm so glad I met Lucy, she's always there for me.
Person 2: Who's Lucy? Is she nice?
Person 1: She's really nice. She's helped me a lot. You should get to know Lucy!
OTHER
Lucy (alone): I can't seem to be myself around others. How do they rant so easily?
Person: Are you okay?
Lucy (in public): Yeah! What about you?
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