cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

A conceited loser

People who make urban dictionary definitions about themselves and make it seem like they are the greatest person on earth but really they are some 40yr old person stuck in their parent's home.

You are a conceited loser NEO

by shamless044 June 14, 2023

JFK some loser

when someone snipes someone in the head, often in a shooter game of sorts like COD, Fortnite, etc

I JUST JFK SOME LOSER LMFAO THIS GUY SUCKS BUTT

by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

Loser

A dumb person. The opposite of a winner

“Omg he’s such a loser”

by SillySillySillyGoose March 4, 2023

Loser

Someone who's life is just shit and filled with inconveniences.

you: jacob always trip's he's such a loser

by GokuSolosMyPussy March 24, 2023

big loser

gachaboy_31 (alex andrei p)

Who is that big loser right there??🙀🙀
Oh, its Alex from 9MI2

by gahyeonslovel0vw March 27, 2023

Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023