A pacifist group, somewhat like ELF funded by peta whose members believe that all creatures have rights and therefore should not be experimented on, used, or eaten. This applies to any being with the capacity to feel pain. Often seen as a terrorist group, they often commit illegal actions for the overall good of helpless animals.
Person A:Hey! Did u hear that the Animal Liberation Front broke into a lab, rescued 10 beagle pups, and broke a bunch of expensive equipent last night?
Person B: Ja! Even though it was illegal, it was the right thing to do.
Person B: Ja! Even though it was illegal, it was the right thing to do.
by Melari September 10, 2006
Get the Animal Liberation Fron mug.They are a breed of nihilists who circle like flies around malodorous causes, eager to pick the winning side, fearful to commit to anything beyond intangible principles. When their cause of the moment is proven wrong they are craven, but unapologetic. When they are right they are triumphant and gloating, parading across the Internet and demanding accolades.
The typical Cyber Libertarian supported the Iraq war until the moment the polls turned sour and deflects difficult issues of social libertarianism by crying "state's rights!" They lack all human empathy, are perfectly happy to return to segregation as long as it doesn't raise their taxes, and have almost invariably never gone without for a single day of their lives. They probably suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, but don't we all.
The typical Cyber Libertarian supported the Iraq war until the moment the polls turned sour and deflects difficult issues of social libertarianism by crying "state's rights!" They lack all human empathy, are perfectly happy to return to segregation as long as it doesn't raise their taxes, and have almost invariably never gone without for a single day of their lives. They probably suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, but don't we all.
The Cyber Libertarians will one day rule the Internet, and they may just get Ron Paul up to four percent in the polls!
by psoldier May 7, 2009
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an individual and idealist who at times espouses very reasonable, perhaps even thoughtful, political inclinations but whose lack of character and unsubstantiated smugness make any discourse they may embrace largely unpalatable to any self-respecting citizen.
Self-respecting citizen #1 "Well, I half agree with Tom (a bleeding-heart liberal) on that one. But Jesus, I just can't get over him wafting his own farts towards his nose like that."
Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
Self-respecting citizen #2 "You know, i thought that was slightly odd too...."
by iamthedawgthebigbaddawg January 13, 2011
Get the bleeding-heart liberal mug.A libertarian believes his right to swing his arms ends where his neighbor's nose begins. Government's sole function is to guard that relationship.
by TomS April 28, 2006
Get the libertarian mug.Can be used as an alternative to the phrase 'Nissy's sex slave'. Has been thought to originate from legends passed from generations to generations.
by Nis January 13, 2005
Get the Liberi mug.By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.
(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
by IRobot7474 April 8, 2007
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-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.
by Showers September 29, 2006
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