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loballomy

OUCH!! That guy just got a free loballomy!
by homerz September 9, 2022
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limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
by mar dala December 21, 2008
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yoghurt lobber

Yoghurt Lobber; a term used to describe the male organ also known as the penis. Also known as a yoghurt lobber to describe the process of ejaculation; a yoghurt type substance is shot (as though being lobbed) hence name, yoghurt lobber
A yoghurt type substance is shot from the penis as though being lobbed; hence yoghurt lobber.
by sall69 January 25, 2011
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Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.
Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.
by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017
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sex lobster

A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.

Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)
by srat2017 July 18, 2017
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Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020
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Lee Glass Wolf Bern Lobi STYNE

Lee sold me this quad of chronic and Glass had to measure it out, Wolf on the other hand supplied the digi and Bern made sure the deal was straight, Lobi drove me to the location and STYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYYINE paid for the chronDO.
by Fuckin' Vic Damone June 11, 2006
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