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Little Ceasar left

A very rare occurrence.

This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.

The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?

Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.

Fucking chump...
by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016
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Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
by bakja November 16, 2011
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left brained syndrome

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
by danand August 22, 2012
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left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011
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left/made bowlegged

a position in sex where you have knocked knees and if affects your pleasure.
daaaang man, i got so left/made bowlegged last night i couldn't stand up straight for a month.
by psychicgirl January 10, 2009
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left thumb ring

Full blown Lesbo or Gay boy and is secretly a hoe for it.
Just saw she has a left thumb ring , no wonder everyone thinks shes a huge lesbian slut.
by BadWolfBitch June 20, 2016
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left-lane driver

A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.
by Derek L. December 4, 2007
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