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The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022
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The Left Can't Meme

the general fact that left wing people (under whom feminists, communists, the majority of media outlets, etc..) take themselves to serious to be able to make funny jokes.

this is painfully obvious in, for example, BuzzFeed's "23 Real AF Jokes That Will Make All Feminists Laugh"

this term is used by people who are politically not on the verry left side of things, mostly edgelords, and other alt-right hangarounds
>> dude, why is every tv program so boring?
<< all the media is owned by a leftist clique, and you know that the left can't meme

>> yo, heve you seen that page with left wing memes
<< yeah, unfunny AF
>> uhu, the left cant meme
by ëmbryö July 18, 2017
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dress left

Applies to men only. To dress left means to put one's penis down the left pantleg when dressing. You can dress left, dress right, or have a really small penis.
"I decided to dress left for the first time today, and it's a whole new world!"
by scapermoya December 16, 2008
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elvis has left the building

Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.
Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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Walk Left

a term for either having sex with the opposite gender, or desiring to do such.
duder 1: You walk left with Sally yet?
duder 2: Naw, she walks right with women now... Lesbians...
by krumptacular January 18, 2010
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Chinese Left

Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
Making a U-Turn and stopping traffic to take a parking spot on the opposite side of the street.

A "High Chinese Left" occurs when not only has traffic been stopped but a car previously waiting for a parking spot has also been cut off.
by mpmoran March 14, 2011
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Massachusetts Left Turn

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
by endusone April 29, 2011
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