mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 04, 2017

Law Of Pentatonics

In any thought regarding any topic, it will always revert back to David.

I was taking a shit, and remembered david, really the Law of Pentatonics is true.

by Gagglefucker109 September 05, 2021

Cathy’s Law

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.

Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.

by Greg Taylor July 02, 2018

Williams' Law

Williams' Law (or Williams' Rules of "Things") states that adding Robin Williams to any "thing" will immediately and always make the new state of said "thing" better than the previous state of said "thing".

Williams' Law clearly states that the 1997 movie "Flubber" is better than it's original version, the 1961 film "The Absent Minded Professor".

by GameAddikt January 12, 2015

Sans Law

A law of the universe, which name derives from Sans, from the popular indie game "Undertale". The law shows, that any skeletons or skeletal - like creature in media have weirdly good memes created about them, or with them included in the meme.

Ex: - "I swear, the Necrons from Warhammer 40K have the best memes made about them!"

- "Yeah, they abide the Sans Law, too".

Ex.2: - "Why does everybody find skeletons so cool yet funny?"

- "It's because of Sans Law. Skeletons are an engine for good memes".

by ingusbingus April 17, 2023

Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.

Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."

by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010

Friggan Law

Friggan Law refers to one of Murphy's famous laws; If 'A' and 'B' are both needed to accomplish 'C' AND either 'A' OR 'B' is in a state of brokenness, the working entity will most likely break when the previously broken prerequisite of 'C' is fixed.

Murphy's friggan Law... I finally get the washing machine fixed and the very next day the dryer goes up in sparks and smoke! :(

by GForce1000 March 26, 2013