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Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england
OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.
by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023
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Keith Rowley

A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.
Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place

Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene

Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead
by Trinidadian4life March 17, 2023
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Keith Lee Effect

When Keith Lee (tiktoker) reviews either small restaurants or huge corporation(s) food and (if positive) results in a massive increase in sales of the restaurant
Person 1: Hey, did you see that restaurant get the Keith Lee Effect?

Person 2: Yeah, dude we should check it out!
by N0mania April 2, 2023
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Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
by Bermuder April 24, 2023
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Lock Knight

Lock Knight is a admin that locks the majority of Threads on forums that go out of control.
person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!

person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
by DarkSlayer54 September 3, 2009
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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creme knight

Wtf Rasmus really? You are such a creme knight
by TheWonderbee February 28, 2016
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