Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025

Roaring Knight

Papyrus

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE ROARING KNIGHT!!!
- Papyrus

by DetroitInvadesU August 12, 2025

Hollow Knight: Silksong

ITS REAL, ITS ACTUALLY REAL
SEPTEMBER 4TH MOTHERFUCKERS

we are free from the clown shackles
Hollow Knight: Silksong is REAL

by jebuscribs978 August 22, 2025

Hollow Knight: Silksong

The video game that crashed Steam, the Microsoft Store, Nintendo eShop, Playstation Store, and everywhere else after being stuck in development heaven for 6 years.

Person 1: Man, I'm so excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong! I've been waiting 6 years for it to come out!
Person 2: I know! I'm gonna buy it on Steam right now!
Person 1: Wait, Steam is down. I can't get the game.
Person 2: I had the same issue on my PS5, I guess it's down for everyone.

by The Skonger September 17, 2025

Knight Fever

When a Knight is unable to complete any 40 hour weeks of work

Knight Fever is when the following happens:

Knight asked if he will be at work today, which he says he will be, but never turns up or answers calls.
Knight always calls in sick on a Monday with reasons such as, I hurt my wrist, My tummy hurts.

by The One 2025 September 22, 2025

Kike Knight

Someone who white knights for Jewish people but isn’t Jewish

“Bro, I had no idea Landon was such a kike knight, I brought up Gaza and he went off saying they deserve it”

by Thebamdotcam September 24, 2025

mega knight style

A doctor, employing boxing gloves, entering a controlled environment of a delivery room where a mature female was actively giving birth. The professional intervened by initiating a controlled elevation maneuver specifically, a downward application of force, referred to as a jump, onto the patient's stomach in order to help out a bit with the delivery process.

im about to go mega knight style in room 302

by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy September 29, 2025