a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
by a person on earth lol December 8, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. A person who is stupid to an extent previously not thought to be possible in a human being. A Kevin's stupidity transcends social, political, and metaphysical boundaries. It is not enough to be a common idiot; in order to earn the title of "Kevin", one must express his/her idiocy in an uncommonly creative way. For instance, a Kevin might try to clean up spilled milk and cereal by wiping it with a sock, while still wearing said sock. Interacting with a Kevin will cause you to question the existence of a benevolent and loving God.
Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
by Baconfry February 5, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
by adrain_dick suck February 25, 2019
Get the KEVINmug. A name used for a hamsome young man about to fuck some white ladies with blonde hair and massive boobs.
by FuckKevin'sdick January 27, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. by Kevin Arndt June 5, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is a guy who has several close friends. He is nice to all his friends and one girl at a time. He is kind of a hoe and is annoying sometimes. He is childish, dirty, and immature at school and all of his friends share the same trait. He is a Korean and has black hair. He says things to annoy you like, "no you" "did I ask" and also "r u tho".
look its kevin
by Ang Gimotti October 1, 2019
Get the Kevinmug.