Air Jordan

A dense, lingering fart that stays afloat punishing anyone on its path.
I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.
by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D May 15, 2009
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Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!
He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women
by gator dance April 22, 2010
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jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)
woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!
by crazyincalii May 12, 2009
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Jordan (Girl)

Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"
person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"
by The_Rangaa March 14, 2022
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Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
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jordan webber

Jordan Webber is a sloppy seconds kinda girl, although she is sexy and will conquer your cock. She is up for anything and anyone, her favorite is doggy style in the bootyhole so everyone hit her up she's from Elma 98541 her number is 360-470-6146
by Elma kidzzz June 16, 2017
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Jeremiah and Jordan

The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends
by alexanderhamilton05 November 26, 2018
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