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Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!
He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women
by gator dance April 22, 2010
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jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)
woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!
by crazyincalii May 12, 2009
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jordan sylvester

in it's simplest form.... a beast.

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.

A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
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Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
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to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015
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jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”
by aves.02x July 18, 2021
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jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023
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