Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend

"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".

by J-swallow February 7, 2014

Jeremiah and Jordan

The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other

Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends

by alexanderhamilton05 November 25, 2018

megan and jordan

The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect

“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals

by Cooolio2345 May 11, 2018

taylor jordan

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.

guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan

by on tha gang October 10, 2019

jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”

by aves.02x July 18, 2021