Air Jordan

A dense, lingering fart that stays afloat punishing anyone on its path.

I just Air Jordan'd myself
That was quite the Air Jordan
That Air Jordan stinks!
He just Air Jordan'd under the covers and pushed my head in there.

by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D May 15, 2009

Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”

by aves.02x July 18, 2021

fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

by Tamago. July 26, 2020

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

jordan webber

Jordan Webber is a sloppy seconds kinda girl, although she is sexy and will conquer your cock. She is up for anything and anyone, her favorite is doggy style in the bootyhole so everyone hit her up she's from Elma 98541 her number is 360-470-6146

damn I would want to be with Jordan Webber

by Elma kidzzz June 16, 2017