A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!
Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.
by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025
Get the Jessica Brinkmug. a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom.
hey jessica,oh wait that means “a sweet kind loving mom.she is a great person if you mess up, you’ll get messed up.i love her so so much she is also gonna be /is a great mom”
by your girl L March 14, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. by Cornishcock January 7, 2022
Get the Jessica Brittmug. A jessica is the hottest girl you would ever meet. She is a bit of a weird one at that. Being both nerdy and crazy she can bring a smile to everyones day. She is the type to be doing advanced maths and advanced english oh no wait Extension english. Anyone to have a jessica in their lives are blessed by the angels or the devil at that. She is the biggest cookie eater you would ever meet and makes everyones day a lot more better. Everyone loves her and is willing t gain help and seek advice from a Jessica
by Jack Burric May 12, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. by bugkat May 14, 2022
Get the jessica tangmug. A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake
by Xxkms November 7, 2018
Get the Jessica Bamfordmug.