Jade

a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.

1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!

by Cameron Chambers April 13, 2020

Jade

jade is just a girl trying to live her life, don’t hate on her she didn’t do nun 2 u

“i hate you jade”
jade: “stfu i literally don’t care”

by urbandickzzz March 10, 2024

Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny

You are a jade allen

by Jade allen January 7, 2019

The Jade Palace Special

The act of violently yanking cheap Chinese anal beads out of your partner's anus and then whipping them in the head with it all in one fluid motion.

She said she was into BDSM so I tied her up and gave that bitch The Jade Palace Special.

by biggestpapi December 20, 2017

Jade

Jade is the prettiest person in the world

She is a MATRUAL GURL
She can also be a sussy baka but very funny
She can make anyone smile by just walking in a room.

“Jade is a matrial gurl”

by matrial_girl December 16, 2021

Jaded Alice

A word for a girl who is cynical and was born in the nineties.

She's a Jaded Alice.

by NotJoshDun April 9, 2019

Jaded

Bitter petty ridiculous over it weary

Sonya is one jaded ass bitch she wont even date anymore

by original hefe December 26, 2019