Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025

Jonathan

Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt

Imy Jonathan please come back

by Marz_imy March 22, 2025

jonathan

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women

Jonathan is likes men

by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet, sexy, and has the most beautiful blue eyes. Usually has brown hair and makes u feel like the most luckiest person alive. Is extremely Loyal and hates making you sad. He's about 6'0" and is super strong. He makes u feel like one of a kind, never let Jonathan go or ur losing a once in a lifetime chance.

Girl 1: Woah, who is that?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Jonathan, isn't he a dream?

Girl 1: Hell yeah he is, imma go ask him out

Girl 2: Oh he has a girlfriend and he's super loyal

Girl 1: Man, she's lucky

Girl 2: yea she is

by loviedovie123 September 13, 2022

Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".

Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.

by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone who would be your first love. He would steal your heart. Would he break it? maybe. Idk. Jonathan was my first love , and still is. He’s very athletic, smart ( even tho he likes to pretend he isn’t), funny, kind, caring, thoughtful, a little mean sometimes, handsome. He is my pretty boy. I love him with my whole heart with my whole being of a person. I love him. I would absolutely do anything for him. He just doesn’t fully understand the things I would put myself through for him. Ik people say this a lot and it might have lost its meaning because of that reason but it’s true, words absolutely cannot express what I feel for him. How much I love him. I crave his touch, his look, his voice, I crave him. I need him to survive. If I lose him, there would be no purpose in life. He is and will always be my first love and nothing can change that. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through and how they feel. I never want to lose him. AHHHH how is he so perfect.

person 1- wow he’s so sweet and nice and caring and handsome i’m starting to really like this guy

person 2- oh I haven’t seen you like this about a boy since Jonathan

person 1- yea.. but nobody will ever be better than him.. I miss him

person 2- you were really in love with him

person 1- how could I not be, he was perfect, everything about him was…

by Paisleyb_xoxo March 16, 2023

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019