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A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
A Jonathan by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

such a Jonathan thing to say 

Expression originating from Louisiana; over-exaggerating a compliment toward a lady friend
- better be wearin' sunglasses cuz you are that radiant
- gosh,that was such a Jonathan thing to say !

melissa and jonathan 

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.
"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.
Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

bubbles aka jonathan singh 

Kid who went to my high school who we decided to call bubbles in grade 6

you can catch me on the pimp page picture section...
why the fuck is bubbles on the pimp page???

jonas jonathan gustaffson 

Little asscrack with chicken breast's.
Bro you are such a jonas jonathan gustaffson