o. j.

Abbrevation of orange juice

That's tasty o. j.
Can I have some more o. j.

by zorkA July 10, 2007

j-lure

pronounced ja-lure

to ravage them sexually

you totally j-lured that cute little freshman the other night

by bindiflavored September 23, 2009

Crazy J

That one kid who is always naked, stealin girlsies and guysies pantsies. Crazy as a mutha fucka. No controllin these

Woooah woah woah brohan, you totes went crazy j on that bowl of ice cream

by franklin2345 May 1, 2011

J-Hag

A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

by Manashevitz September 9, 2010

J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.

"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny

by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010

Emily J

Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....

That girls such an Emily J...

Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!

by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 21, 2010

J Street

Jefferson Street located in A-town, Minnesota

Pat-Rick and I where shreddin J Street up last night on our bicycle's.

by J-Rocks February 19, 2008