Consensus Law

A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)

Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!

Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?

Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.

by MuteButton October 28, 2011

Burphie's Law

The opposite of Murphy's Law.

It's been raining all month, but lookie here! The skies have cleared up just in time for our camping trip! Must be Burphie's law!

by Thumpo Lahini August 12, 2020

Friggan Law

Friggan Law refers to one of Murphy's famous laws; If 'A' and 'B' are both needed to accomplish 'C' AND either 'A' OR 'B' is in a state of brokenness, the working entity will most likely break when the previously broken prerequisite of 'C' is fixed.

Murphy's friggan Law... I finally get the washing machine fixed and the very next day the dryer goes up in sparks and smoke! :(

by GForce1000 March 26, 2013

Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.

"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."

by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017

Neko's law

the longer a conversation in Eso's server goes, the weirder and gayer it becomes

>provides innocent topic
>proceeds to bring homosexual similarities in the topic

>changes subject to personal sexual preferences
this is Neko's law in actions

by winksthebiker December 22, 2019

Twin in law

Someone who marries your Twin sibling ..

Jack: ayo twin in law come help me with this project

by __mybumhole__1 October 17, 2020

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019