bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 26, 2007

bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013

out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.

Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.

by 3 card Monty June 05, 2009

Hot Soapy Bath Wank

To run oneself a hot bath with plenty of buddles/foam available with the sole intention of wanking. Associated with the big wank

Dave: So what you get upto last night dude?
Tom: nutin, Just surfed the web for porn for a while and decided to treat myself to a hot soapy bath wank.
Dave: ah-men to that bro, hi five.

by superT's August 14, 2010

Happy-Fun-Bath-Time

The act of being in the presence of others whist preforming bathroom rituals ie. shaving/grooming ones self. Does not have to be contained to a bathroom can be in kitchen sink or other water orifaces'. Must always be happy and enjoying ones self.

'I was thinking about having a shower but then i decided to yell Happy-Fun-Bath-Time and everyone congrigated in the kitchen sink and I percided to shave my legs while others grooms whist in my presence. We were all happy and there was some hasting giggling' -The Mac

by moanington October 10, 2010

Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

two dogs in a bath tub

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

by jgf July 19, 2006