How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?
by MisterLister November 07, 2010
Action of squirting in front of naked anime characters. This is obviously done after waking up in the early morning.
After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)
by spirit9111 March 02, 2009
n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex
After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.
by Benton West December 11, 2006
A bad omen. A sign of bad things to come. A sign of bad weather. Comes from the New England expression: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning." This referred to the belief that the sky's color was a predictor of the good or bad weather soon to come.
Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."
by redskyatnight June 06, 2014
The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 09, 2018
by Max Faber July 18, 2009