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by pabs November 02, 2003
Matt is the greasiest greasy to ever grease . he is tall and licks grandpa wang. He wears his hat like a dummy
by yayaaaaa February 20, 2015
by J. Crimeny July 31, 2008
Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?
Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!
Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!
Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013
The same thing as men looking at woman and getting "wood", except women getting "wood" over something that makes them hot.
My girlfriends and I saw this smokin' hot guy at the pool this summer and it gave us the biggest chick wood ever.
by psmitchum30 February 07, 2009
by benedict losers December 31, 2009
a famous porn star from the late 50's. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an orgasm at the same time.
by Sargonis August 13, 2008