Homework

An evil, slow, painful sort of legal torture handed out by teachers. Homework is a painfully slow torture where you have to spend hours crying as you write down stuff you’ll never use in real life and every year the torture worsens so you do get use to it.

Teacher: you have to read 15 chapter in the book and then write a 1000 character essay on it, it is due tomorrow at 12:00.

Student: just kill me, homework makes me want to combust

by HuntaTheKid March 1, 2022

Homework

a method of torture that wastes 2 hours of your life everyday

i had homework today but i am ultimate procrastinator so i did it at 3 AM

by cirno fumo April 26, 2021

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

Homework

H-half
O-of
M-my
E-energy
W-wasted
O-on
R-random
K-knowledge

HOMEWORK man.

by eee12 August 28, 2019

Homework Pass

The Best thing on earth

Teacher: "you have to read pages 40 to 120:
Me :Pulls out a homework pass

Teacher: 🤦

by A Average December 16, 2022

homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

by drfunk441 March 9, 2021

Math homework

Its the most dumbest stuff ever. PERIOD!!

Math homework is abuse

by Oofoofoofedyoof March 3, 2020