PH handshake

when an individual approaches and shakes the outside of your crotch pants as an indicator she is up for some sexual excitment

Nya approached and gave a PH handshake which told me she was game for more fun and excitement.

by jace141 July 7, 2010

Canadian handshake

A handjob

That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.

by Wales420 August 4, 2015

americian handshake

a form of rape. between the same sexes. mainly men

guy 1. "man, i spent the night in prison and got gang raped!"

guy 2. "oh, they gave you the americian handshake!"

by Dave583 January 2, 2008

Kimchi Handshake

(noun) The worse kind of handshake - similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (shitingly fast). The result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.

korean dad: "hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?"

korean mom: "certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the Kimchi Handshake!....dinner will be ready soon!"

3====> onomnomnom....... *kimchi!*

by TheDouche101 May 8, 2011

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006

Ukrainian handshake

The act of lifting someone up in the air by a finger inserted into their anus

Dang, I had my first Ukrainian handshake last night and now my butthole smarts a little.

by tomsawyer March 31, 2018

Danish handshake

The pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetrosexual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other participant's reproductive organ.

Climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful orgasmic finale.

"Yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, I sealed the deal with a Danish handshake, Lol."

by swedishNigel April 14, 2010