Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020
damn it every time i search for a metallica song all i get is tha damn girl has shaking orgasm on webcam result
by mannny544 September 30, 2008
When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.
jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."
by indianarexerine May 16, 2009
by Liam Liam Liam Liam December 18, 2018
See pass around. Women that have been passed from one man to another man(usually a buddy or friend) in serial usually as a sex toy, but sometimes as a mistress.
The man doing the passing assures the next man in the chain that the woman has desirable characteristics like she puts out, is disease free, and is discrete and do not kiss and tell, and can be trusted for anything from a fling to a longer term sexual relationship up to and include being a mistress.
The man doing the passing assures the next man in the chain that the woman has desirable characteristics like she puts out, is disease free, and is discrete and do not kiss and tell, and can be trusted for anything from a fling to a longer term sexual relationship up to and include being a mistress.
She has been passed around the football team since she was in Grade 9, and from there, she was passed around the basketball team and then the soccer team. The best part about her is she will 'pull a train' for the entire team.
by Abacusr July 25, 2006
by AKV October 03, 2003