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Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.
"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."
by Airsofter October 21, 2007
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governor stick

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.
by Kim Arnold September 7, 2017
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Governor DeSatanic

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s sadist governor, as folks get a glimpse of his true colors now that he is apparently getting absurdly comfortable enough to be himself.
Well it appears that Governor DeSatanic has come out of the ‘normal closet’ now that he is amassing huge monetary contributions by getting his Guantanamo Rick groove on.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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wax glove

when you are getting head and before you nut you pull out and do it in your hand. then you slap the head giver in the face.
that bitch couldn't suck a dick so when i finally came i gave her a wax glove.
by don thatch January 12, 2005
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Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
by BoyBloo June 23, 2014
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guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )
My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.
by zimbax November 19, 2012
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Turning In His Grave

A metaphor used to describe a dead person, meaning they would be very angry or upset about something (if they were alive)
“You did something so bad under his name, I bet Michael Jackson is turning in his grave”

“I’ll smack you so hard, your dad will start turning in his grave.”
by Faxintrax May 27, 2020
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