I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

give hell

To frustrate or cause trouble

'That bitch wasn't gonna go down before she was gonna give hell in a fight'

by xxGoShawty240xx March 19, 2004

give hell

1. To give someone a hard time
2. to cause a ruckus

Before going out on the floor coach said to me, "I need you for defense, now go out there and give em hell!"

by xstarxseekerx04 March 19, 2004

Giyena

Origin: Once quoted that a great dane was bred from a giraffe and a hyena.

Definition: A giyena is someone who says random things, and is none too bright.

Guy: Hey, I'm gonna put this q-tip up my nose.
Girl: You're such a giyena!

by AndreaChickie September 8, 2007

GIVE MOP

To engage in oral sex; to give head

She is always offerin to give mop

by Celeste D. May 8, 2008

giveashitter

That metaphysical mechanical device inside most of us that enables us to care enough about a task or circumstance such that we put forth effective effort to accomplish the task or effect the circumstance. The giveashitter is not infinite, but instead is subject to performance drops due to relative emptiness.

"Dude, I just ain't doing this anymore. My giveashitter's plumb run dry."

Or, "Cry somewhere else Bro, my giveashitter done got a hole in it."

by shootmypc November 30, 2009

giver diesel

to go all out on something, to give over 100% effort and power.
short form: giver deeze

it's time to win this game, let's giver diesel!
are you going to giver diesel on this jagerbomb or what?

by sophiepotface October 19, 2010