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Gooch

Gooch is a word that you use when you annoyed at someone it shows your upset
Its a well used word in midleton
Q. WHAT A GOOCH OMD
A. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A GOOCH
by The one and only BRICK November 23, 2021
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Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
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Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.
Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.
by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024
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gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively
In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.
by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021
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Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.
Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY
by 7916372 April 18, 2020
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Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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Gooch

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.
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