Brendon is a fucktard tells his ex he's deactivated Facebook. In reality blocked her and mutual friends. He missed a couple, caught your lying ass.
by Thelastlaugh June 4, 2015
Get the Fucktardmug. Spaceman is a fucktard.
by H1BR1D_TH30RY October 5, 2016
Get the fucktardmug. Tom; whatever, you shit like your mum.
tom; *the only one who laughs*
Daniel; youre such a fucktard.
tom; *the only one who laughs*
Daniel; youre such a fucktard.
by edajkilam October 6, 2016
Get the Fucktardmug. 
Fucktard consists of the two words fuck+retard, which becomes fucktard (duh).
(Mainly used towards teachers)
(Mainly used towards teachers)
Teacher: Colton, where's your homework?
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!
Colton: Eh, I was hangry so I ate it.
Teacher: Colton... This is the third time this week! You need to start eating food instead of your homework!
Colton: Hey u listen to me u lil' fucktard! Stfu b4 I fuck u up!
by Lunar_Godess666 November 30, 2015
Get the fucktardmug. 
A fucktard is an asshole who cannot show up for work at the same time as everyone else. A Fucktard always seems to bother those of us who could care less if the asshole is here or not.
"I just sat down, now I have to go and wait on that fucktard" "Why can't that fucktard get here when everyone else does?
by Boscoe Once Again March 6, 2012
Get the Fucktardmug.