square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021

Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

by SlopEJ August 21, 2013

Friends with BeNetflix

A friendship solely with the purpose of a person without Netflix gaining access to the other's account.

Person A: Ay man I see you and Jason together a lot lately.

Person B: Nah man we're just friends with beNetflix. Gotta get my Walking Dead fix somehow..

by MoriTaka November 25, 2015

friend bucket

When a man can't make up his mind and misses his window of opportunity with a woman, the woman mentally places him in her "friend bucket". Once relegated to this category, he may never be able to get back to being considered "boyfriend bucket" material.

Sam and Alma met on the train, and seemed to have chemistry together, but after 3 weeks of waiting for Sam to make his move, Alma decided to move on. Sam got dumped into the 'friend bucket' and he has no chance of regaining "boyfriend bucket" status.

by christielee March 9, 2010

Second-friend

A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.

I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.

by candiedbones November 4, 2017