Game that really isn’t that great played by kids and teens and also scrubs.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.
Boys: talking about season four coming out
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok
by dat Chic who plays wit da boiz June 1, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. Another word for cancer.
by BluePikachuthecheeseisreal May 5, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a battle royal game in which you can team up with friends or go in alone to claim the Victory Royal. There is 100 players and to achieve the Victory Royale you must be the last team or person remaining. Victory Royale are commonly posted on virgin men’s snapchat. How may one go about getting the Victory Royal u may ask ? Well u jump out of the battle bus and land in one of the various cities. There u must fight and build( unless ur gets destroyed by gay ass mini guns or c4) . Hopefully u survive and your pump doesn’t do 9 or no damage at all . Once u merk all other players u will have the victory Royale.
Hey! My girl just broke up with me because I play too much Fortnite, the new battle royal game that I post snapchats of everyday .I’m so sad. Want to hop in a game real quick?
by DinkDinkDink June 23, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. DUMB ASS GAME WITH DUMB ASS LITTLE 12 YEARS OLD WHO TAUNT AFTER EVERY KILL AND USE SOCCER SKIN #FUCK FORTNITE
by FORTNITE SUKS May 1, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. The epitome of virgins, stupidity, and the highest cause of breakups for 2 years.
It may also just be parents or grown ups trying to spell the word for 2 weeks/14 days.
It may also just be parents or grown ups trying to spell the word for 2 weeks/14 days.
by IWillOnlySayThingsThatAreTrue February 20, 2019
Get the FortNitemug.