by Wodderwick April 15, 2025
Get the Body Positive Mr Tumnus mug.A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
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“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice
by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024
Get the Positively Medieval mug.The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.
by Eston555855 November 23, 2020
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by aj477 June 3, 2021
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