Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.

Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.

“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

by Florida gators January 13, 2020

Florida

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.

Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?

by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022