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That's So Floor

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.
G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor
by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023
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floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.
floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.
by Richard Pope March 10, 2008
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THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.
Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored
by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019
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Drop floor

I’m bouta drop floor on yo ass
by Fn69 December 26, 2019
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Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 27, 2015
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Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.
You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.
by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018
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doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor

Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021
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