duck feet 

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

duck feet by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

Silly feet 

Crazy, illusive dribbling skills when the ball is at feet.

Antonio Cassano has silly feet he is untouchable.

Silly feet by Lukased September 8, 2016

Hobbit feet

When you have hair on you feet like a hobbit from lord of a rings

Brian: Your feet look hair; you must have hobbit feet
Jake: No i don't

Brian: ok

Hobbit feet by Ehmac March 8, 2017

stinky feet fart liking scum dump 

Smells like farts
Scum dump
Has stinky feet
Looks like a turkey

You are a stinky feet fart liking scum dump

stinky feet fart liking scum dump by Fat12354 April 20, 2017

Skeet Feet

When all of your other socks are in the wash and you have to resort to wearing your cum socks

Damn dude I have some skeet feet..

Skeet Feet by Denk memez August 10, 2018

goofy off your feet 

being really drunk, fucked up, intoxicated,

you so drunk you are goofy off your feet

goofy off your feet by Jake Robertson October 30, 2007

big feet big socks

Big Feet Big Socks

"Big Feet Big Socks"

big feet big socks by Big Feet Big Socks April 6, 2017