Farcet

(noun)
From “farce” + “market”

Definition:
A financial ecosystem so absurd it stopped being an economy and started being a vibe.
Prices? Fake. Valuations? Fiction. Confidence? Manufactured in bulk by influencers and hedge funds working the same group chat.

A Farcet runs on hopium, PowerPoint decks, and caffeine-fueled denial. The line only goes up—until it rug-pulls reality.

"The stock dropped 80% after earnings but CNBC called it bullish—classic Farcet move.”

“We live in a Farcet. Taxes are real, the profits are imaginary.”

by Codex Δ October 4, 2025

Farmersboneme

When you accumulate a large herd of animals for the purpose of sexual relationship and you are a dirty hippie named chris

That guy must be from farmersboneme

by That dickhead May 24, 2025

Farmersboneme

When you accumulate a herd of animals for the sole purpose of having sex with them like a dirty hippie

That dude belongs on farmersboneme

by That dickhead May 24, 2025

Farmersboneme

Being a dirty hippie who has relations with dogs

That dude belongs on farmersboneme

by That dickhead May 24, 2025

Farmed

allow someone to collect and keep the incomes from (a tax) on payment of a fee.

"the customs had been farmed to the collector for a fixed sum"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2025

quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

icon farmer

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.

Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.

by LastMann December 5, 2010