flower house

Male brothel
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.

Who did you spend the night with at the flower house?

by Yokiyoshida July 4, 2023

Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky

“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night”

“Really? She seems so shy”

“Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing”

by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024

Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.

I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.

by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025

Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid

If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"

by bridget February 6, 2004

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023