When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy May 31, 2018
Clancy is my elephant lamb
by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG February 05, 2016
Girl: I was getting into my car at the grocery store the other day and this creepy guy whipped out his dick and showed me, like he wanted a fuckin' prize or something.
Friend: Yeah, sounds like you got elephant flashed.
Friend: Yeah, sounds like you got elephant flashed.
by fubarcamry July 29, 2010
A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken
Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...
They've bringing their best game...
And they'll have been practising...
How are we going to beat them?
Jenkins: Team work!
Coach: Let's bond then!
Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!
Team: Yea!!!
They've bringing their best game...
And they'll have been practising...
How are we going to beat them?
Jenkins: Team work!
Coach: Let's bond then!
Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!
Team: Yea!!!
by GuttandTag July 26, 2022
During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
by Smells like trout July 08, 2024
Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
by Dr. Babybear August 02, 2014
by Lonely God November 30, 2017