turbo edging

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.

Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.

You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.

by turboedger678 January 30, 2024

Tear edging

When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!

Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old

by thebongwizard February 18, 2024

wet edging

fucking a garden hose and edging

Larry: I was wet edging in my garden and my kid came home and saw my through a window and I lost my streak.
seamus: you sick fuck.

by The big epstien February 27, 2024

Always Edging

Somebody who never stops edging. This does not have to be physical edging just the mental state.

He is always edging in class.

by theedger February 28, 2024

microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.

I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.

by ItsV01D March 7, 2024

Snap-edging

When having a streak the famous app Snapchat with a friend and they decide to wait till the timer emoji pops up to reply back to you.

You: “bro stop snap-edging me and send a snap back”
Bro: “Ayy my fault blud”

by TonyBalonie55 March 14, 2024

extreme edging

To Extremely edge one must be "edging" so long that their pelvis is tingling and their scrotum is inflated, and they then release all of that monster cum so hard and fast it puts a plane engine to shame.

"Woah dude, I did some "extreme edging" last night and smoked my mother with it..!"

by Spookykun March 28, 2024