by Kelloggfu!@er March 6, 2010
Get the Bro Douche mug.Levels Of Douche Baggary
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
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Data Over Cable Service Interface Specification defines interface standards for cable modems and supporting equipment.
Other devices that recognize and support the DOCSIS standard include HDTV's and STB's
DOCSIS specifies downstream traffic transfer rates between 27 and 36 Mbps over a radio frequency (RF) path in the 50 MHz to 750+ MHz range, and upstream traffic tranfer rates between 320 Kbps and 10 Mbps over a RF path between 5 and 42 MHz. But, because data over cable travels on a shared loop, individuals will see tranfer rates drop as more users gain access.
Other devices that recognize and support the DOCSIS standard include HDTV's and STB's
DOCSIS specifies downstream traffic transfer rates between 27 and 36 Mbps over a radio frequency (RF) path in the 50 MHz to 750+ MHz range, and upstream traffic tranfer rates between 320 Kbps and 10 Mbps over a RF path between 5 and 42 MHz. But, because data over cable travels on a shared loop, individuals will see tranfer rates drop as more users gain access.
by Ben Atherton May 23, 2006
Get the DOCSIS mug.That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.
“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Douche Dispute mug.A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.
"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"
(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
by elasticity April 12, 2009
Get the Douche Walker mug.Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1
"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
by dr ew April 17, 2009
Get the douche-stache mug.a disease that infects mostly males.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
Did you hear that Matt and Katrina hooked up on Friday? He was passing around her underwear at lunch talking about what a slut she is.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
by stegosaurus May 19, 2009
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