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Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”
by Josiah11699 February 6, 2021
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Douchebag

Co Worker who is an asshole. No redeeming qualities.
Hey, C is such a douchebag
by DirtMaGirt February 11, 2021
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag
by DocEMT February 15, 2021
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Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.
Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.
by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021
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Douchebag

Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.
Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.
by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021
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Douchebag

A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?

I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.

I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
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Douchebag

A human being (whether it be male or female) That not only acts very arrogant in social situations, but usually has a very low amount of intelligence as well to go with the way they act. They are psychologically usually convinced they are the smartest, best looking and Superior as compared to other people. If you insult one, they usually try their best to get into fight with you, or they try to turn the situation to make you look like you're the one in the wrong. Have a very hard time keeping employment to some degree because of inability to work with other people.

The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....

Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
"oh wow dude you're a douchebag"
by Not to educated February 9, 2022
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