The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

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Dirty zoe

When a female inserts a high powered torch into her vag emitting a red glow from her pelivis and proceeds to strut around the room like a perverted teletubbie.

I definitely shouldn’t have drank all that vodka last night, i did a dirty zoe on the dance floor.

by , but im the hero you need. February 12, 2019

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Dirty Lucia

A „Dirty Lucia“ is a female being pushed against a hard surface by an attractive person and said person chokes her while announcing the many ways they‘re going to fuck her senseless.

I wish I could be their dirty lucia once.

by Juju_onthatbeat July 18, 2020

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Dirty Carole

marrying a man 22 years older, killing him and feeding him to your tigers and then claiming he had Alzheimer’s and disappeared so you can inherit his money for a Big Cat Rescue

If you don’t stop cheating on me and threatening to move to Costa Rica, I’m going to to Dirty Carole you.

by baddiebatesy April 3, 2020

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