Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.

My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!

by supermomof5 April 23, 2011

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.

Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!

by shitsweak! January 6, 2010

captain crunch

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.

Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.

by Bill-E Joel June 30, 2004

Crucial

Also used as a noun to describe how important and nesessary something is.

This shit is the crucial!

by sammyp July 21, 2008

Council Rock

A goofy-ass school filled with snobs and dick heads that have their Daddies pay for all their expenses now and throughout the future. They think they are superior because they happen to live in that district boundry. Basically full of a bunch of egomaniacs.

Todd: "What school does Tom go to?"
Rick: "He goes to Council Rock."
Todd: "That school is for Cunts."

by Ron G. Biv July 7, 2008

crunchy

1. Absolutely super cool. "That's the crunchiest thing i've ever heard."
2. Hippie-like. "Those Birkenstocks are crunchy, man."

you are the crunchiest crunchy granolahead of all time, dude. let's go play hacky sack.

by noonoo May 13, 2005

cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.

"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"

by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008