When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020
Get the Crack Dialmug. by LillianRay November 6, 2017
Get the cracks in the armormug. by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016
Get the Jewish Crackmug. A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011
Get the Crack Bikemug. by disciple_9 January 26, 2019
Get the dixie crackmug. Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019
Get the Mouse Crackmug. 