Parathon Corporation

a corporation run by several 14 year olds.
they think they will get far...
but they won't

Parathon Corporation, the geekiest corporation run by several runescape and halo nerds, goes down the drain!!(finally)

by their last head of marketing August 10, 2008

Corporate bigotry

The discrimination against all private Enterprize is done by established corporations through fake competition. All big businesses will secretly merge with the competition and fight the new upstart Private competitor. Vulture capitalism by the established corporate powers. Inevitably a spy or double agent is sent to work at the new upstart to cause problems. The Human resources department is the usual target. Once in charge of hiring and firing the planted agent hires incompetent people while firing the most productive. Then the company is destroyed and liquidated. Diversity, inclusivity, and equity mandates are the weapons being used presently in corporate America. DIE is a proper acronym to describe how corporate America feels about the private proletariat class attempting to become financially independent. Large CORPORATIONS HAVE NO SOUL!!

Corporate bigotry is easy to fend off if you eliminate the entire (Human resource department) at the time of start-up and insist you are a sole proprietor who only needs part-time help hired off the street. Use No middlemen hiring agencies and paying a decent dollar for a decent day's work will ensure loyalty from those you hire.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

Drum Corpse International

A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until that time a hugely-successful, widely-popular and rapidly-growing national drum corps movement.

Remember all the great drum corps and hundreds of drum corps contests we used to have each summer, before Drum Corpse International took over?

by Georg Znaeym May 30, 2006

Marine Corps

1.Uncle Sam's Misguided Children 2. My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment, SIR! 3. Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, SIR! 5. Leather Neck 6. JarHead 7. Bullet Sponge ok here is one pro marine corps 8. The Mens Department of the navy

I capitalized the letters of the first three definitions for all marine corps members but i have nothing but love for them because the keep me on my boat alive and out harms way

by A glow in the dark man May 19, 2005

U.S. Marine Corps

U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII.

The USMC is also vastly inferior to other Marine forces around the world such as the British Royal Marine Commandos who are not only much fewer in number but trained a lot longer and harder. The USMC is too big and bloated to be considered "elite".

The popularity of the USMC only exists because of it's famous boot camp and movies like Full Metal Jacket.

Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs.

by RawrRiot1992 November 27, 2012

of corpse

certainly; definitely; most assuredly; but with an interesting twist, as to spice up a conversation. the word 'corpse' in place of 'course' is a wonderful play on words and will cause people to do a double take with their ears.

"Would you mind driving me to Melvin street to drop my grandmother's house?"

"Of corpse I will."

by playonwords09409812 October 6, 2008

cannibal corpse

A band you probably have never even heard of because you are not cool enough to even own their C.D.

Cannibal Corpse is so metal, I wish I could play guitar like Rob Barrett.

by PSHloserx October 10, 2003